Kill Em...

fit-and-skinny-kate:

befit-justdoit:

sammykitty:

rebeccaalexis:

shes perfect

This was like THE moment of Jennifer Lawrence.

She is perfect I seriously have such a girl boner for her

10/10 Would. Bang.

(Source: taylortownsend)

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

browningtons:

boy: did it hurt

girl: what hurt?

boy: when you slipped on my spaghetti

50starsand13bars:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

this is me

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

dressgoodactbad:

Chick-fil-A more like Chick-fil-Bae

  • Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
  • Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That’s where your heart is
(via blomai)

(Source: catscuddlingandyou)